1980 lyrics:

If you leave, don't leave now. Please don't take my heart away. Promise me just one more night. Then we'll go our separate ways

2012 lyrics:

Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt

Me and my dad listening to WMYB in the car

One Direction:

You're insecure,

Dad:

No, I am not.

One Direction:

Don't know what for.

Dad:

You don't know how to listen.

One Direction:

You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or.

Dad:

Okay, thank you.

One Direction:

Don't need make up.

Dad:

I don't want any.

One Direction:

To cover up.

Dad:

I let it shine!

One Direction:

Being the way that you are is enou-ou-ough.

Dad:

I try to stay true to myself.

One Direction:

Everyone else in the room can see it.

Dad:

Is my fly unzipped?

One Direction:

Everyone else but you-ou.

Dad:

It is, isn't it?

One Direction:

Baby, you light up my world like nobody else.

Dad:

Please don't call me baby.

One Direction:

The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.

Dad:

I'm pretty sure a 47 year old man won't get a teenage boy overwhelmed.

One Direction:

And when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell...

Dad:

The floor doesn't make me happy!

One Direction:

You don't know-oh-oh!

Dad:

I don't know what?

One Direction:

You don't know your beautiful!

Dad:

Aww! Thanks, boiiis!

One Direction:

If only you saw what I can see.

Dad:

Just point it out, bud. I'll take a look.

One Direction:

You'd understand why I want you so desperatley.

Dad:

No.

One Direction:

Right now I'm looking at you and I can't belive.

Dad:

Believe it then look away.

One Direction:

You don't know-oh-oh.

Dad:

Oh God, not this again.

One Direction:

You don't know you're beautiful oh oh!

Dad:

I know I am beautiful, can you please get the memo?

One Direction:

That's what makes you beautiful!

Dad:

No, my facial features and charming personality make me beautiful.

One Direction:

So c-come on!

Dad:

No.

One Direction:

You got it wrong.

Dad:

No.

One Direction:

To prove I'm right I put it in a so-o-ong.

Dad:

Unnecessary.

One Direction:

I don't know why, you're being shy.

Dad:

I don't know why, you're being stupid.

One Direction:

And turn away when I look into your ey-ey-eyes.

Dad:

We could have a staring contest if you want, That's cool.

~CHORUSx2~

One Direction:

na na na na na na naaa na na

Dad:

ya ya ya ya ya ya yaaa ya ya

One Direction:

na na na na na na

Dad:

oui oui oui oui oui oui

One Direction:

na na na na na na naaa na na

Dad:

si si si si si si siii si si

One Direction:

na na na na na na

Dad:

Why are we so repetitive?

One Direction (Harry's solo):

Baby you light up my world like nobody else?

Dad:

Do I look like a light bulb?

One Direction:

The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.

Dad:

Why are we so quiet all of a sudden?

One Direction:

But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell.

Dad:

Oh my god!

~CHORUS~:

One Direction:

You don't know-ow-ow!

Dad:

Yes I do.

One Direction:

You don't know your beautiful! oh oh

Dad:

YES I do.

One Direction:

You don't know your beautiful! oh oh

Dad:

YES I DO!

One Direction:

That's what makes you beautiful!

Dad:

Never doubt it.

Me:

Oh my God Dad!

Dad:

Can you please give those five homosexuals the key to idiot-ville, because they deserve it.

Dad:

BITCH I KNOW I'M BEAUTIFUL, OKAY?